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my brother fucking drank all the milk I bought yesterday so I had to fucking cycle to the baker this morning to get some milk and some breakfast, of course being a good sister and all, I bought my brother some breakfast too, but then I decided to give it to the homeless guy who usually sits in front of the shop next to the baker as revenge but he wasn’t there.

It’s not even the first time sth like this happened, whenever I buy some extra food, intending to give it to some homeless person to be nice they all suddenly magically dissappear and then magically reappear when I’ve eaten all the food and I’m out of  change, am I cursed or sth?

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

last week i got back to germany after 1 yr and went to the book store to catch up on some books. I picked up what I thought was the sequel to a book I read before I left, went up to the shop assistent and asked her to recap for me what was in the first one. she kept talking for like 5 minutes and I couldn’t remember a thing of anything she said so I looked at the book again, it was the fourth book.

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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